My Life In The Great
Sexual Window

I decided to write about my sex life after watching Sex And The City one evening and realizing that when it comes to sensuality, I can out-sensual that Samantha Jones any night of the week.

So I sat down, remembered, and wrote about:

•    Auctioning my cherry for $50 plus dinner.
•    Blowing a bishop.
•    Working as a $40 hooker.
•    Starring in a porn film to earn my journalism degree.
•    Screwing the U.S. president in the White House.
•    And a whole lot more, much too naughty to describe here.

For a really good time, read My Life In The Great Sexual Window.

Hard copy costs U$16.99, but handling and postage add up and delivery takes about a week.  It's better for the environment and a lot cheaper to download for just U$10 (roughly the price of a glass of decent chardonnay) which you can do through www.lulu.com, Amazon (US only) or by getting in touch with me.

301 outrageous pages.

"A lubricious feminist work of staggering genius!" Samantha Jones.

"A wise, bawdy, sardonic, erotic masterpiece!" Linda Lovelace.

"Makes Story of O read like a fairy tale" PlayGirl.

"Can't decide whether this is a gloriously witty erotic book or a gloriously erotic witty book. Either way, glorious!" Erotic Times.

"Sam, please call me …" Charlie Sheen