Ever wanted to star in an erotic story written by a professional, published writer?

And maybe have someone you know/love/would love to love/lust after, co-star in the  story?

This is your chance.

Send me up to 150 words telling me what sort of story you'd like me work with. Be sure to include "My Erotic Moment" in the subject line. I'll then check the long list of erotic stories I've already written as well as my latest book, My Life In The Great Sexual Window, to see if there's anything that's close to your description.

If there is, I'll adapt the story to suit you. This includes, of course, changing names to whatever you want as well as adding incidents and elements you suggest. I'll then send it back to you — your very own, personal erotic story.

In the unlikely event that I haven't already got anything appropriate which can be adapted, I'll certainly see if I can write something specially for you.

The story  will make a wonderful, very personal and very sexy present for someone you know/love/would love to love/lust after.

It might also persuade her/him/them to try out whatever's in the story!

All this for only U$40.